The Karate Dog

There was a guy named Hector who had a night job, so he decided to get a guard dog for his family.

The next day he goes to the pet shop and he says to the owner, "I need your best guard dog." So the owner says,"No problem", and he goes to the back and gets a little pink poodle.

Hector says to the owner,"What am I going to do with this dog?", and the owner says,"It knows karate, for example",he says,"karate the sign",and the dog shreds it into little pieces.

Hector buys the dog and takes it home to his wife and she asks him,"How is thing supposed to guard me and our son?" Hector replies,"It knows karate", and he shows her. "For example..karate the bed", he says, and it didnt move. It just stared at him.

So his wife said, "Yeah right..karate my ass."